Every guy wants to fuck a girl in thigh highs and garters: fact
Most girls want to fuck girls in thigh highs and garters
Some want to fuck guys in thigh highs and garters
everyone wants to fuck everyone in thigh highs and garters
some people dont want to fuck anyone but they still appreciate the asthetics of someone in thigh highs and garters
i just want a bag of doritos
his eyes were twitter-blue as they stared out into the yahoo-purple and youtube-red clouds over a facebook-blue sea dotted with the broken deviantart-green tree branches. and then his eyes darkened to tumblr-blue speckled with wikipedia-grey as he turned to his fiery fox. “let’s begin,” he said, his voice like chrome. “let’s begin exploring this internet.” and they binged off into the setting sun at a google miles per hour.
Lilo and Stitch presenting an accurate representation of Hawaiians perspective on luaus held by tourists.
#what’s sad about this is that this is actually what Hawaiians had to do when the western culture took over #a luau was a sacred practice #until the westerners took the concept and had the audacity to change it into a time to stuff your face with food and put on grass skirts and coconut bras and dance the hula #and when they had these events, they didn’t even let actual Hawaiian people in #so to make money to take care of themselves, the Hawaiians were hired to work in these disgraceful events to clean up after the tourists like slaves only to make less than a buck #so good job disney for doing your fucking research and educating these people #sadly, this still goes on even until today and it makes me sick
I am done speaking with squirrels - Vine by JEROME JARRE
THE WAY HE SAYS SQUIRREL I CAN’T
love yourself so we have something in common
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
you’re all a lot hotter than you think
what u should be asking trans ppl: “how was ur day” “where did u buy that rly cute shirt” “damn how did you get ur hair to look that good” “why is no one acknowledging the whole dinosaurs having feathers thing” “whats ur opinion on pluto losing its planet status”
what ur wasting ur time asking trans ppl: “whats ur real name" "have u had surgery… down there…" "r u rly a boy/girl" "what does cis mean" "why do you hate cis ppl"
are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.
are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.
are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.
did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.
last night i had a dream that lesbians were a massive source of energy and the government started paying me to make out with girls to generate power and that’s how gay marriage was legalized in north carolina
if a fictional character refers to themselves with very specific gender pronouns and gendered terminology and does so willingly with zero expression of discomfort and with no intention of misleading other characters, insisting that that character is a trans identity that directly contradicts their own self presentation is, surprise, also something that counts as misgendering if you’re vehemently insisting that it’s actually canon and everybody has to agree to it
if you want to headcanon or au the hell out of a character’s gender identity then hey that’s really cool and i’m all for seeing that around because that isn’t at all an issue? if somebody has an issue with you reimagining a character as a certain gender then that’s pretty rude and none of their business idk
but there’s an absolutely gigantic difference between that and going after somebody and shitting down their throat because they refer to said character with the pronouns they use in canon rather than using the ones you decided they should have instead. that’s kind of terrible and also comes off as incredibly backwards in almost every way and i really don’t understand why people do this at all